August 2010
you’re probably the coolest girl i’ve ever talked to.
you are just so amazingly nice, you listen to almost all the music i listen to. you’re a stoner and you’re pretty hot too.
your unending affection for me has really won me over. i dunno. i’m just weird… but i’m smitten.
OK, storytime: I was jerking off in the shower, and, for some reason, I started to moan kinda' loud. I was shocked because my parents could have probably heard me, so, then, I started to sing 'Poker Face' just to do the Oh, oh, oh, oh parts. I didn't stop there, so I kept singing Poker Face WHILE I was masturbating. So, on, and so forth, I came when I started to sing 'Boys Boys Boys' .
(via mikmikmik)
“I believe in everything until it’s disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it’s in your mind. Who’s to say that dreams and nightmares aren’t as real as the here and now?”
—John Lennon